Game Day Ready with A FRENCH FRY BOARD! | Morris Bernards Moms

Sarah J. Gim of The Delicious Life is quite possibly a genius and the brains behind the latest food trend: The French Fry Board! Be sure to follow her on instagram @thedelicious and get more great food inspiration. Read below to learn how Sarah puts together a French Fry Board and all her tips from what boards work best to sauce ideas!

 

 

How to Put Together a French Fry Board

What You Need:

3-5 bags of bags of frozen french fries in different shapes (regular shoestring, curly, crinkle-cut, waffle-cut, wedges, etc)
1/3 cup ketchup
1/3 cup sriracha aioli [recipe]
1/3 chile con queso
1/3 cup honey or other mustard
1/3 cup whipped guacamole [recipe]
1/3 cup yogurt ranch [recipe]

Directions:
Prepare frozen french fries according to package instructions. Allot about 1 cup of french fries per person, and make sure to include a variety of french fry shapes.

You may not need to cook all of the french fries, though it’s pretty likely that you will need to cook the french fries on multiple baking sheets on more than one oven rack.

While the french fries are baking, prepare the dips. Put each dip in a small bowl or ramekin, then place on the serving board, tray, or baking sheet. I like to arrange them in a row down the center of the board in rainbow order, but that’s just me and my weird OCCD (obsessive color coordination disorder). You do you. If your sauce placement is totally random though, I don’t want to know about it.
When the french fries are cooked, remove them from the oven. Using tongs because the french fries are hot, immediately place them on the serving board around the sauces and dips.

Serve immediately.

 

 

SHOPPING/INGREDIENT RESOURCES

 

  • FROZEN FRENCH FRIES. I used Alexia frozen french fries, organic when available, for the boards in this post. I have seen other national and store brands in grocery stores, but have not tried any of them. Alexia’s frozen french fries cook from frozen between 18-24 minutes depending on which kind/shape.
  • FRENCH FRY TYPES. Choose anywhere from 3-5 different types of french fries, including a basic straight shoestring french fry. If you only serve one type, it’s not a board, it’s “just fries.” If you choose too many different types, you 1) may not have enough space on your board and 2) overwhelm your guests with choices. My favorites are the ones on the Fries Board in the photo. I am still undecided about whether a tot is actually a french fry and can be included on the board.
  • KETCHUP. The ketchup on the regular fry board is an organic, unsweetened ketchup with additional various vegetable purees added. I used it on this board because I had it, but I don’t actually eat ketchup, so use ANY ketchup you like for your board. On the sweet potato fry board, it is everyone’s favorite ketchup.
  • SRIRACHA AIOLI. I make the recipe below for an aioli that has no egg, then stir in a very generous amount of sriracha. You can also stir sriracha or any hot sauce to your taste into 1/4 to 1/3 cup of regular mayonnaise.
  • CHILE CON QUESO. I used a jar of Tostitos Chile Con Queso. I don’t even know if that stuff has real cheese but it is delicious and every fancy, homemade, from scratch or otherwise queso I have had tastes like salty uncooked flour.
  • HONEY MUSTARD. Just buy your favorite in a bottle or jar. Why waste your time.
  • WHIPPED GUACAMOLE. This is a guacamole that has no other “chunky” ingredients especially tomatoes which should NEVER be in ANY guacamole EVER anyway, and is whipped until smooth and airy so that it’s easily dippable for french fries. See the recipe below. You can use any guacamole, but if you know guacamole, you know that most fries will not stand up to thick, chunky guacamole with other heavy ingredients.
  • YOGURT RANCH. Without ranch, there are no fries. This version is made with all yogurt rather than mayonnaise and sour cream for the obvious reason that mayonnaise is absolute trash. Use any and all dips from a bottle or jar you buy in the store, EXCEPT RANCH. Never use bottled ranch. Just never.

 

 

ADDITIONAL TIPS

  • BOARD. You can use any board, platter, or tray that is large enough to hold the french fries and dips together, and is suitable for hot foods. For both the regular and sweet potato french fries boards in this post, I used a 15-inch x 20-inch Boos cutting board, which is slightly larger than a 13-inchx18-inch half sheet pan.
  • SERVING HOT. The best way to keep french fries hot for the longest time is to serve the fries on one of the hot metal baking sheet that you used for cooking them in the oven. The obvious problem here is I don’t know maybe the hot metal baking sheet straight out of the oven that could sear the hand, wrist or forearm of any person who touches it. Position a kitchen towel or hot pads under the baking sheet in a way that people can see them, a signal that it’s hot, and obviously warn your guests that the tray is hot. You can also just make sure you have enough guests who will eat all the french fries while they’re still hot. This is not a “grazing” board that people pick at over the course of a few hours, it’s an “eat it while it’s hot” french fry board.

 

 

IDEAS for DIPS and SAUCES

These are all the suggestions from instagram and twitter for dips and sauces to go with french fries on a FRY BOARD. I will leave it to you to decide which ones you want to include. If I missed one, let me know in the comments or DM Sarah on instagram:

  • BBQ sauce
  • blue cheese dressing, which is controversial on its own, but for fries? I can’t believe I have to put this so high on this list just because it’s alphabetical
  • chipotle mayo
  • cinnamon sugar butter
  • Dublin dip – I don’t know what this is and when I googled it one of the results was from Urban Dictionary so now I really don’t think I want to even know.
  • feta dip
  • fondue
  • fry sauce – 1:1 combo of ketchup and mayo. no comment.
  • garlic toum
  • ginger apricot jam, I don’t know about this
  • gravy. like on poutine
  • green goddess
  • horsey sauce from Arby’s lol
  • hot honey
  • hot mustard
  • hummus
  • In n Out spread, which according to research, looks like Thousand Island dressing, which is essentially a combination of ketchup and mayo
  • jalapeño sauce from Trader Joe’s
  • malt vinegar
  • marinara
  • mayonnaise WHO DOES THIS
  • milkshake
  • special sauce from McDonald’s or Sir Kensington’s
  • sriracha ketchup
  • sweet and sour
  • tartar sauce, and someone specified Skippers
  • tzatziki

 

 

This post was taken from Sarah J. Him of The Delicious Life. Be sure to check out her website and follow her on instagram for more amazing food ideas like this one.

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